One of the nice things about being a man is that I never have to worry about being told I've betrayed my entire gender with some minor decision.
Ask yourself: Am I living the best life possible without actually killing all my enemies? The answer may surprise you.
BREAKING: Trump announces latest campaign promise to build an underground railroad and make black people pay for it.
Do you think GOP Convention sponsors Google, AT&T, Cisco, Xerox and Coke are concerned that they're about to bankroll a Nuremberg Rally?
To do list if Trump and Hillary are nominated:
1. Change my name to "None of the Above"
2. Run for president
3. Quietly sail into office