Chris Christie’s quenchless yearning to have Donald Trump degrade him was momentarily sated at a Trump rally in the Buckeye State on Monday. With Christie right at his side, The Donald unloaded on two governors: the one from Ohio—and the one from New Jersey.
Your governor is absentee. He goes—listen to this, 'cause I know, 'cause I was there, but I go back and I still work, you know, I have a job, right? You've gotta do your job. So your governor, Kasich, if you look at him—and, and I'm being totally impartial. He goes to New Hampshire, he's living in New Hampshire. Living. Where's Chris? Is Chris around? Even more than Chris Christie, he was there. Right? Even more.
I hated to do that, but I had to make my point.
Just as we can be sure that Trump most definitely did not actually hate himself for humilating Christie, we can be sure that Christie does in fact hate himself, as proved by his ceaseless desire to receive ever more of Trump’s humiliations. (Video below.)