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You may not remember Christine Weick’s name right off the bat, but there is a good chance you are familiar with her work. She’s the woman who exposed the proven fact that Monster Energy Drinks was Satan’s own beverage.
Over this past weekend, it was the Easter Bunny’s turn to be dealt with. She begins by scaring all the little children with their filthy little eggs. Things boil over when some crazy pagan comes up and makes off with her God Hates Heathen Happy Families sign right in front of a sheriff. Squealing with outrage she demands the perp’s arrest. The sheriff was not particularly moved to act.
Satisfied that she abominated those damned park people enough, she left them to their fate. She had bigger fish to fry. She finally corners the Grand Dark Rodent in the parking lot of a church and puts him in her cross hairs. The relentless rebuke must have been nearly unbearable to withstand, but how his ears remained tall when mockingly called “Hugh Hefner” and “Santa Clause” is testimony to the powers of this furry demon. Still, it took him down a notch.
That was some fine rebuking, Christine Weick! I look forward to your next damnation. Until then...
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Top Comments April 1, 2016:
From belinda ridgewood:
Way down in the thread of the terribly sad diary announcing the loss of blueyedace2, there were two especially good comments. One, by new user Sulis247, has some important words about kindness. In the other, EddieC has taken the trouble to find us a beautiful photo from Ace's last Photobucket upload.
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From Zen Trainer:
Very funny thread here started by Indexer about the rich shaming the poor for having TV's. It's chuckle after chuckle. We have funny folks on this site, we ought to think about touring. Found in this diary by By The Red Pen.
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Daily Kos first commenters, Tessylo, aiana8 and Mariposa58 led me to this terrific comment (made yesterday) by Geema0712, on some abortion considerations. Well worth reading.
Top Mojo March 31, 2016, courtesy of mik:
Top Pictures March 31, 2016, courtesy of jotter: