There are specialized dating sites for all tastes these days. I’ve never tried one, since I’m a dinosaur who’s been with my beloved since before I knew what the internet was, but everyone else I know seems to have tried one. I see endless cheesy ads for Farmers Only. There’s at least one site that only takes people rated “attractive” by some algorithm or other. There’s one site, Bumble, where the woman has to make the first move. There are sites for single parents, Jewish singles — there’s even Ashley Madison for the ones who aren’t single. (First time I saw one of their commercials was on the Food Network — is there some connection between foodies and adultery that I hadn’t known about?)
I believe I’ve discovered the scariest one yet.
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There is now a dating site for Trump supporters.
If you’re a person planning to vote for the candidate who says “brash things,” such as proposing “a complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States,” and you’re looking for the man or woman who shares your beliefs, TrumpSingles.com may be your key to love. The service’s free version limits you to one message per month, and unlimited service costs $4.95.
Should you be looking for the complete opposite of that, there’s always Maple Match, the service looking to facilitate your move to Canada.
So if you’re a short-fingered vulgarian on the market for a fourth wife, now you know where to look.
Y’all will have to write the punchline; the best I could do was “Make America Date Again.”
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From Wee Mama:
A classic example of DK's mastery of the joys of English. (Note from Tara: comment is from Vita Brevis, in Joan McCarter’s diary Trump goes on attack as Hillary Clinton.)
From anon004:
This comment from kovie, in Mark Sumner’s diary Republicans frightened that Trump’s miserly campaign will cost them seats. (Note from Tara: Thanks also to John Sitzman, for helping out with instructions on how to submit to Top Comments — your friendly TC hosts greatly appreciate it!)
From hulibow:
On a busy news day this snark from Sauron21 just stuck out! Thanks Top Comments!
From your humble (if antisocial) diarist:
There was some fine snark in the comments for Hunter’s diary, Pundits: A lying, ‘slanderous’ speech from Trump — but good job staying on message! Hunter quoted this amazing statement from David Gergen: “If you don't look at what the substance of what he said, one of his best speeches and most effective speeches.” Rikon Snow had this classic response.
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