In Russia, home to Donald Trump’s 82 percent ratings hero, Vladimir Putin, opposition journalists have a way of dying from tragic diseases. Like cranial bullet-tosis.
But don’t worry American press corps! No matter how much Donald Trump admires Putin, he would never hurt you.
“Then they said, ‘You know, he’s killed reporters,'” Trump said to a crowd of 7,500 people. “And I don’t like that. I’m totally against that.”
“But I do hate them,” Trump said. “I hate some of these people, but I’ll be honest, I would never kill them.”
“Some of them are such lying, disgusting people, it’s true,” Trump continued, repeating he “would never kill them.”
You are lying, disgusting vermin, and of course Donald Trump hates you. But go! Sleep well! He will not booby-trap your briefcase so that it explodes. Or garrote you with a tiny little wire. Or hire someone to chop you down with a so-sharp ax in the middle of the street. This he will not do!
Though he hates you. A hate he has explained directly to the Russian people. Oh, yes. The hate.