Say what you want about our cable news networks, but they will trudge through muddy, blood-soaked fields and climb the highest battlements to bring you what's really important in our collective debate over who ought to be our nation's top leader, come next January: The optics.
Trump Wins: Bombs went off this week in New York. Trump Losses: Skittles, possible crookedness.
Well there you go. Good work, CNN.
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