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WTF
If I want Lead poisoning prevention tips, here is the list of people I would go to before freaking Rick Snyder and Co.:
- Sarah Palin
- A rolling blackout
- Leaddy, the Lead Pipe mascot, who dresses up as a lead pipe and burrows under your house, menacing your drinking supply
Why does Lead Poisoning Prevention even need a week? Why not take whatever money you’re sinking into that endeavor and, oh, I don’t know, try replacing someone’s plumbing so it doesn’t create an ongoing disaster?
Oh, and if you’re curious enough to click on the link to see what kind of advice Lt. Gov. Brian Calley has for preventing lead poisoning, I would advise against it, if you don’t want to be tearing all of your hair out tonight. The short of it is: A whole lot of wasted effort if the source of the poisoning is your water supply.