or I have to hear another overly calm public radio announcer intro a story that’s a think piece on what “””””real””””” Americans thought, I’m going to have a stroke.
If I have to read a Facebook post from another birth certificate demanding conservative drone about how we should shut up now the election is over, I’m going to drink a liter of Everclear.
If I have to read another blog post from the “”””””liberal media””””””” telling my why, shucks, it’s not that bad, I’m going to leave a bag of flaming shit at Joe Klein’s house.