What to say when your ‘Wealth Manager’ has Good News:
Thanks for the news on our sudden portfolio gain ~ yes, we've been watching The Swamp drain into our investment portfolio during just the last month . . . I can only imagine how well Mr. Trump's must be doing! At the very least, 'Trump Tower TV' will boost his brand licensing to unimagined heights.
In a just few years, our private corporation (gee! just like Mr. Trump's corporations are private) will pay half as much in taxes, half! Even though we can afford them - but that's ok, the country won't need as much revenue as it used to (State-funded Emergency Management, privatized Social Security, block granted Medicare, vouchered Public Schools, etc).
Even after the ACA is repealed, there will be simple catastrophic health insurance coverage — its still available, and affordable. No problem. I don't know how congress will like paying for the return to emergency room abuse, though. Maybe they will repeal Mr. Reagan’s emergency room law, too.
It will be nice for everyone to pollute again, won't it! The emissions standards on bulldozers, cranes, and semi-trucks has been irritating; although it hasn't hurt our business any, I do miss that diesel smell from my childhood. We also know land developers with troublesome, cheap, investment property; its been expensive to mitigate swampland! But soon enough, everyone can run over the gopher tortoises and whatnot again (those pesky blue jays can just . . . fly away . . . somewhere).
Unfortunately, our 40- employee earthwork company won't get in on all that suggested Infrastructure Work, though, since it will be on public land but w/private investors (those setups only go for the really big jobs, not our local, county work). I'm sure we owners will have some more investment gain in our private portfolio, though. Hopefully, the populous can still pay property taxes! That is where much of the small business work derives its funding for public sector work.
Maybe we can save when silt-screens around waterways during construction are ‘repealed', who knows how wonderful it will be, or how much more we can save? Sky's the limit.
Now, all this good news is assuming that the U.S. doesn't escalate military tensions prematurely, because that will dry up our private sector customers' confidence. Once the Defense Sequester caps are removed, though, we'll have that huge military and missile build up, so no foreigners will even dare mess with us - it'll be so big, the troops (and extra troops) won't even cost any more, because they'll be so happy to work there! It's ok if it does cost too much, though, it was only bad to have climbing debt during the historically difficult economic reconstruction - - defense spending is completely different. Of course.
It's the democrat policies providing the choice and the funding support that makes bringing an unintended pregnancy to term a safe, healthy, nutritious possibility; but that doesn't mean we should not go ahead now and drop the old CHIP, WIC, and HHS funding! They are disgraceful entitlements - there are plenty of churches and charities to care for cute little babies.
Democrat policies have contributed demonstrably to the lowest occurrence in years of unintended pregnancies (by making contraception widely available and affordable), but that doesn't mean we should stop striving for illegal abortion, and illegal 'morning after', and no subsidized contraception, either! Although it's the government's job to regulate women's reproductive choice, it's the woman's job to provide her own contraception options! Bye-bye Planned Parenthood, finally, whew-hoo (investment tip! Put a 'buy' on I.U.D. makers while women are still insured!).
Did I forget anything?! Oh yes! During our annual corporate group health insurance review (our agent is eternally pleased to be awaiting the repeal of the ACA) - I asked if we could get those Paul Ryan-proposed HSAs started for the workers, now? No, sorry, our health plan is 'too good' to qualify for HSAs, just yet.
However, there won't be worries about providing such a good plan for everyone in the future, probably by 2018; corporations will just *contribute equally* (little) to that HSA for each worker (who will then be allowed to use HSA funds toward their personal premium choices). Employers will save a lot of money! So, the employees will get *equal* money toward healthcare, but owners (and their kids, grandkids) can certainly still chooose to buy really good health plans, for themselves. Win-win! She hopes that eases my mind.
I wonder, if you've made it this far, Mr. Wealth Manager, - - is there anywhere to invest all that money we've earned in just the last month, please, which will in-turn support all the things that insecure, two-faced, Mr. Trump and his incestuous band, with their gleeful cohorts, seek to destroy?
The only thing left to turn upside-down, is to mandate that everyone own a gun. It's as if we are all stuck in someone else's B-movie, where President Captain CEO Trump is about to grant Big League Permits to (his) huge private prison conglomerates to occupy (his) moons . . . if they contract with (his) shuttle services . . . departing in 10, 9, 8 . . .
How do I feel, you ask (LoL!)? At bare minimum, Trump Tower TV is going to make the U.S. discretionary economy afraid of its own shadow.
Sincerely,