The Ballad of the Utah Nevada Hillbillies
I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Cliven,
The FBI arrested him just as he was arrivin'.
They said federal prison is the place you ought’a be,
And so they took him in a truck out to the penitentiary.
Jail, that is … locked him up ... threw away the key.
Oops, “Moar Coffeeee!”