Do You Like Donald Trump?*
I do not like Donald Trump!
I do not like him here or there!
I do not like him anywhere!
I do not like Donald Trump!
Would you like him with a hump? Would you like him with a lump?
I would not like him with a hump! I would not like him with a lump!
Would you, could you help him pump?
Would you, could you give him a bump?
I would not could not help him pump!
I would not could not give him a bump!
Would you could you see him jump?
Would you could you touch his rump?
I do not want to see him jump! I do not want to touch his rump!
OK- I will try him & you’ll see I will try him then let me be!
Say! I still Do Not Like Donald Trump!
I’d rather have Forrest Gump!
(*with apologies to Dr. Seuss)