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You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- No trolling the diary.
- If you hate pootie diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.
- Share any and all pootie/woozle photos or issues that you would like .
- When it comes to problems, we may just have someone with experience who can help.
- Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
- There is no such thing as stealing a photo around here, but if you would like a pic from the comment threads, please ask the poster. He/she may have a copyright to those pics. Many thanks!
- It should not need to be said, but ANY/ALL photos that imply or encourage human violence against an animal will be considered verboten! Whether it is “comedic” or not, it will be frowned upon and considered out of bounds.
Sometimes, friends need instructions and encouragement. Offer it up while in full gear.
Never forget to look at yourself and think positive thoughts.
When you go incognito, do it in plain sight.
Often look at the strange behavior of your siblings and friends to get tips on how to be relevant.
One is never too young to begin training. Begin early and reinforce often. And offer lots of encouragement.
Always react to love overtly, and very dramatically, for full effect.
When making a wish, dream bigly.
Make sure you are sitting high on top of something when planing world dominashun.
Don’t feel bad for doing a gud deed. It shows you are a good person.
Live life accepting your difference. ‘Tis all gud.
Revel in wishful thinking, whenever possible. You never know what might happen….
When you find friends who are alike to you, claim them and love them.
Express your love in unusual ways. It will always be appreciated.
Behave professionally whenever possible and keep people informed of your talents.
Always look yur best. You never know who is watching.
Always surprise people by behaving beyond their expectation and be proud of it.
Always listen to instructions in your fortune cookie.
Take your cuteness seriously. It’s a big responsibility.
When strange things happen, always offer a very detached assessment as to how it could have happened.