Sheriff Watson's such a loser.
He could have bought a nice new cruiser
For the cops in Bradley County.
But atheists will reap a bounty
Because he chose to violate
The boundary 'twixt church and state.
He can't do just as he pleases
And talk on Facebook of his Jesus
If that Facebook site's the one
On which police business is done.
Alas, that's what he did and now
The county must cough up somehow
The sum of fifteen thousand smackers
To Flying Spaghetti Monster backers.