So many students has Trump conned, he
Had to pay off Ms. Pam Bondi.
In return for what he gave her
She did him a big fat favor,
Declining to investigate.
Can we call this Bondigate?
Indeed he showed her such largess
He had to pay the IRS.
Of course with Trump bribes are a habit;
He also gave one to Greg Abbott.
It's Pay to Play, simply the fees
He has to pay to state AG's.