BREAKING NEWS:
Within hours of taking the oath, Trump declared he renamed cabinet roles and agencies, “to better reflect the actual work that they will be doing.” In doing so, he coined the new term #DenOIList, just to be clear that he and his cabinet aren’t just denying climate change — they are denying climate change (explicitly or not-so-much) because it conflicts with oil company profits, especially Russian oil companies ... and ExxonMobil. Trump said, “We just can’t afford to acknowledge settled science and save the planet. We are going to make so much money — it will be great!”
President Trump declared himself the “DenOIList-In-Chief”. In an unprecedented move, Trump said he created a new cabinet position, literally called, “DenOil Czar”, and shockingly appointed Vladimir Putin to it. When asked about the obvious conflict of interest, President Trump remarked, “It will be great! Get used to it.”
I wish the work they actually will be doing is really wasn’t this joke. Please spread the Denoilist term and the hashtag #Denoilist.
No disrespect is intended to the people doing good faith work for these organizations.
Downloadable Infographics: