A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
After nearly two weeks of soul-searching and candid introspection, I have decided that I am not sufficiently enjoying 2017 enough to want to continue to participate in it. I have come to the conclusion that I much preferred the year 2009 to our current annum. It was far more rewarding to society at large, in addition to being more fruitful personally and professionally for me. I was also two dress sizes smaller than I am in 2017.
As a result, I have decided that I will henceforth live in the year 2009 and in no other moment or era. As of this date and time I no longer acknowledge the existence of any specific socio-political conditions or circumstances that may prevail in any period since 2009. I hereby withdraw any legal or official approval or recognition of all post-2009 Kardashian-related occurrences, all winners of, "American Idol," since the above mentioned year, the results of the 2010 and 2014 mid-term congressional elections and the outcome of the 2016 presidential election. Purely for convenience's sake, I'm willing to forego a do-over of the 2012 presidential election. I'm nothing if not a reasonable woman.
So, to all of my personal friends, Facebook acquaintances and erstwhile followers from any venue, have fun in the present day. I will no longer be joining you. I'm going back mentally and emotionally to a Donaldless moment in history, a Trump-free time when our newly elected president had neither the skin tone nor the intellectual capacity of citrus fruit, and when all that disquieted our existence was an economic meltdown of potentially historic proportions.
Happy New Year to you all and may you have a joyous and prosperous 2010!
Love, Gina