This whole Trump-Russia scandal would completely just go away if Donald Trump (or Kim Jong Don, as some of us fondly think of him), would stand in front of a podium at the White House, on live TV, and boldly declare, ”I’m only going to say this once. I did not have political relations with that dictator, Vladimir Putin. Not one time. And now I need to get back to doing the job the American people elected me to do - lowering my golf handicap. Ah, I mean, making America great again!”
Of course, the whole thing could flare up a new if decipherable ink stains from a pornographic love note from, “Donny-poo,” to “Vlady-kins,” happen to show up on one of Putin’s blue dress shirts.
And I would bet a body part that Trump’s first substantive comment (née Tweets) about today’s indictments will be something like, “These are nothing but fake indictments from a fake grand jury, full of Mexicans! What about Benghazi?
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#TrumpsPenisIsHuge!
#HillaryPoopsUranium!
#JakeTapperSmellsLikeFarts!