A reliable source has revealed the existence of a newly constructed ‘secret room’ in the White House Basement. It is said to contain an undisclosed number of centrifuges recently purloined from the Hannaford Nuclear Facility.
According to the source, GOP operatives feed republican bullshit into the array of centrifuges, and after several hours of spin, out comes the kind of intellectual pablum that is suitable fodder for the feeble minds of traitors and Trumpanzees...