Or, possibly, a pair of ducks…
See, the really neat thing about Donald Trump’s categorization of everything that, say, NBC prints or shows a video clip of is that it’s Fake, right?
And they said Donald Trump won the election, and he’s President of the United States. Donald Trump says they lie, so he must know that he isn’t President. But they printed stuff that says he says they lie, so he must not have actually said it at all, but then if he says that’s what he said, and they print it, then how can we ever know who to believe?
In the meantime, Donald Trump didn’t go to Florida Friday, didn’t hold a rally there, and wasn’t at Mar a Lago afterwards, because geez, all those lying papers that are our enemies said he did, and they do fake news all the time…
After all, anybody can PhotoShop a picture of Airforce One beside a hangar with a crowd in it, right? That must be it.
If you really want to mess, deplorably, with somebody’s head, simply assume all the news that his enemies print is fake and make them try to follow the logic. Heh. Note: Practicing on a couple of different logic chains before you try this in public is probably a good idea