Here is unpopular President Trump, in Jerusalem, talking with the President of Israel.
My staff has been fantastic. Rex, Secretary of State, has done a fantastic job. We just got back from the middle East, Saudi Arabia. We were treated incredibly well. It was tremendous well, really good feeling towards Israel.
That last part is literally what he said. It’s George W. Bush levels of incoherent and embarrassing. Here are some other things I imagine Trump telling Israeli officials during his visit.
”You and the Muslims sound almost like you speak the same language. Is it the same but just written different?”
“You can tell me, is Stevie B right when he tells me you guys have a bank underground that controls the weather?”
"You know my son-in-law’s Jewish. Wears the hat sometimes and everything.”
“How do you say steak and ketsup in Hebrew?”