In olden days Marie Antoinette,
Danced a courtly minuet
In dresses bedecked with many a jewel.
To lesser folk she sounded cruel
When she heard they had no bread
And suggested they eat cake instead.
Our modern Marie Antoinette
Flies about on a government jet,
Brags about how good she feels
Wearing Valentino heels,
A Hermes scarf, and Mouret pants.
It's not so different from France:
It may take a revolution
To rid us of Madame Mnuchin.