In case y’all didn’t hear, this Saturday is the day of the great Rapture. I know it sounds crazy, but it’s true. I read it on the internets. www.slate.com/… I did some calculations of my own and I’m pretty sure that Nibiru is going to slam right into Nambia.
So, here's what we do: We all go down to Goodwill and get a bunch of clothes and shoes. Then in the early wee hours Saturday morning we go out and place sets of clothing on the side walk in front of the homes of people who are most likely to buy into this shit so that it looks like they just fell to the ground after bodies were raptured up into Heaven. They'll all think they got left behind and there should be much rending of clothes and gnashing of teeth. Who's in?