Despite what you may have read, Donald Trump, the hybrid of a monitor lizard and syphilitic swine actually had a good day. His brothers in arms, the evangelical death cult which is so determined to blow up the world because, Jesus, got their man to run as the GOP nomination in the State of Alabama.
Roy Moore is a special kind of special – a man so hostile to education that he would prefer that words not in the King James Bible simply not be taught. It gets in the way of that whole sheep like daze his ilk prefers humanity to be in.
Side note: Shepherds don’t maintain flocks because they have a fondness for sheep – it’s either their wool or an Irish Stew dinner that motivates them to do their work.
And the mad cow of Manhattan, the mango Mussolini, can once again prove his bona fides to a group he in all likelihood hates – a group Vladimir Lenin would identify as “useful idiots.” This, of course, is the political death cult known as evangelicalism.
Note I did not say Christian. These folks would arrest, convict and lynch a certain Nazarene carpenter should they ever show up in their Dixiestan they hail from. And for good reason, the Jesus character preached empathy and forgiveness. All these cretins want is totalitarian control, and of course the Earth to blow up just like a Michael Bay movie. Because, Jesus of course.
“What are you talking about?” you might ask, not knowing the extent of these madmen’s delusions.
If you find an evangelical who actually studied the bible, evangelical style (hint: it’s not the same reading your Priest or Calvinist minister gives you) – ask them what happens in the end.
They’ll say “JEEESUS comes back! Yay!”
Ask them how. They’ll hem and they’ll haw, but if you nail them down they’ll tell a story about how everything goes bad, then they pack up all the Jews, send them off to Jerusalem so they can nuke them, and then HOORAY! Jesus.
This is what they believe. It’s as batshit crazy as any tale of Xenu or golden tablets. It’s as crazy as a guy flying to heaven on a winged horse, or magic water.
Only those stories only end up with people out of money. The evangelical plan ends up with everyone dead, Jews first.
And this IS their goal. It’s in their publications, their five year plans, their to-do lists from God himself. This is what they want.
We’re all fucking doomed.