With government regulation bearing down from all sides on assault weapons and high capacity magazines, the most obsessed fanatical enthusiastic of gun lovers fanatics enthusiasts (the folks who absolutely love, love, love their semi-automatic weapons and high capacity mags) are feeling besieged.
Well, good news gun extremists zealots fanatics enthusiasts!
A group of Republican state legislators in South Carolina introduced a measure Thursday that would allow the state to secede from the United States if the federal government began to seize legally purchased firearms in the state.
The bill, which was referred to the state House Judiciary Committee on Thursday, would allow South Carolina lawmakers to debate whether to secede from the United States if the federal government were to violate the Second Amendment.
Yes, you can have your own country filled with fellow extremists zealots fanatics enthusiasts who would rather secede than give up their AR-15s and high capacity magazines!
Problem solved!
And just think how safe you’ll be! Why, you’ll be able to finally set up secure borders where those dastardly Muslims and their Sharia Law, colored people and, most of all, gun haters, will be stopped! At gunpoint, no less! Talk about a dream…
And it’ll be just like the good ol’ days!
South Carolina became the first state to secede from the Union in the lead up to the Civil War, withdrawing in 1860.
So, gun extremists zealots fanatics enthusiasts, you got that goin’ for ya! Your own goddamned country!
Things are looking up!