Most animals are content to live by the human rules of the house. NOT cats. Never Cats.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT —
- You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too, and moggies are cats. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People.
- No trolling the diary.
- If you hate pootie diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.
- Share any and all pootie/woozle photos or issues that you would like .
- If you have health/behavior issues with your pootie or woozle, feel free to bring it to the community. We just may have someone whose experience can help.
- Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
- There are some pics we never post: snakes, spiders, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated.
- There is no such thing as stealing a photo around here, but if you would like a pic from the comment threads, please ask the poster. He/she may have a copyright to those pics. Many thanks!
It should not need to be said, but ANY/ALL photos that imply or encourage human violence against an animal will be considered verboten! Whether it is “comedic” or no
First, we have the devine Rules sent down by Ceiling Cat:
Then comes the all encompassing Rule that ALL cats live by:
Now comes the human’s gradual grasp of the fact that they live with a cat...and that cat haz Rules:
And they insist that you learn them...
And that goes for any other animal that lives in their space:
The Rules also apply to visitors and guests
Some of the Rules are even designed to help humans improve their lives so they can better serve as minions!
And finally comes the most important Rule of all:
Now that we humans have had time to study and apply the Rules...
Obviously there is always more to learn and much needed improvement if we wish to live up to the demands of our OverLords.