I know this is getting scary …
All of the news media is completely corrupt and constantly peddles only fake news – don’t trust anything you hear on the news (or see on the internet) unless it agrees with what you already know.
We all know the US Government (Congress) is completely corrupt – anything they say is BS and anything they do (if they ever do anything) is wrong.
The U.S. Judiciary (our courts) is completely corrupt
(Even though we are making it better by making it political - by appointing as many “conservative” Republican judges as we can as fast as we can)
The Department of Justice (FBI) is completely corrupt (think James Comey / Rod Rosenstein) and infested with Deep State operatives and “Never Trumpers” who can’t be trusted. Ever.
The Department of State is completely corrupt and full of nothing but useless bureaucrats who don’t even believe in the sacred sovereignty of our (great again) nation.
The Department of Defense is completely corrupt - full of Deep State bureaucrats that will sell out our American sovereignty to un-American globalists. (Not the troops – we love the troops … and not the “military industrial complex” – we LOVE the military industrial complex!)
Public Schools (and all of academia) are completely corrupt and just want to indoctrinate our children into believing and acting a certain way.
(But if we can destroy this public “education”, we’ll all be better off by home-schooling our kids.)
The United Nations is completely corrupt and out to destroy free and democratic countries – especially the USA – in order to establish a global “New World Order”.
N.A.T.O. is completely corrupt and just wants the United States to provide for – and pay for – the defense of every other country so that they won’t have to pay for it themselves.
Ukraine is especially corrupt! They meddled in our 2016 elections and then made it look like this was all done by our friends in Russia — creating a “Russian Hoax” that plagues our (great again) nation almost as mush as the “global warming hoax”….
But fear not!
Our savior is here - Donald J. Trump.
Once just a playboy real-estate shyster from NYC – he became the super-hero “Q-Anon” when he teamed up with the brilliant scientist Vladimir Putin in 2016.
Now, with his humble side-kick Mike Pence - and armed with little more than a magic sharpie -
he will drain this world-wide swamp with a “Hi Ho Covefefe!” and save the entire world from all of this libtard corruption!
HALLELUJAH!!!
Sometimes you have to laugh … but, really this is no joke.
Millions – MILLIONS – of Americans actually believe every one of these crazy statements.
God help us all.