Orange nuts roasting on an open fire,
cocaine shooting up his nose,
Impeachment carols being sung by the dems,
While Asian sweatshops make Trump clothes.
Everybody knows, this turkey committed treason,
And Pelosi will help to set things right-
And Maddow fans with their eyes all aglow-
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know impeachments on its way,
With obstruction and abuse of power all the way-
And every republican is going to try to deny,
But against Pelosi, Schiff and Nadler that shit won't fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
to Americans from 1 to 102 -
Although it's been said many times, many ways-
Merry Impeachment, to you.