I do think that perhaps DT has stumbled onto a great campaign concept with changing his slogan to “Finish the Wall”. By being able to rapidly change he will be able to react to emerging situations, like the next time we need to go to war with East Asia.
Here are just a few of possibilities we might see coming up:
“Paint the Wall”. This one can even double as karate kid training for America’s youth.
“Refinish the Wall”. It does get embarrassing when you have that piece of furniture in the house that is just way too 80’s ish.
“Complete Manufacturer’s Recommended Annual Maintenance on the Way”. We wouldn’t want to void any warranties.
“ Norwegian the Wall”. Why should the Finns get all the credit.
“Refinance the Wall”. This can come in handy in case T Bills get a little dodgy.
“See the Wall”. We can escalate the tariff war into a tourist war with China. Plus it will give our Space Academy Cadets something to look at when they rocket off to Mars later this year.