In an earlier diary, I ran the numbers for my shoes in the days of Trump punitive tariff’s to China. (Nickel tour, in between Trump and what the Labor Arbitrage crowd suggest)
In the discussions, I suggested jokingly that maybe I should commission a sneaker called “Schmuck Jailers”, which would be nothing at all like the Converse® Chuck Taylor® sneakers.
Completely, totally not like Chuck Taylor® sneakers.
Like so totally.
You could specify, in place of the iconic Converse logo, some member of the Trump administration who has been under criminal investigation, indicted, convicted, or pled guilty.
I am showing Michael Flynn above, because his sanctimony prior to his plea generates so much schadenfreude.
So is anyone interested in buying a pair of such shoes?
It’s just the thing to be wearing when dunking on some Maga puke. (They are basketball shoes, after all)
Offer not good on the 3rd planet from the star Sol, or anywhere that Nike might be able to find me, and serve me notice of a lawsuit.
Disclosure: this is snark, and no actual product is going to be offered, by me at least.