Welcome to what is the 923rd original profile here at “Crazy/Stupid Republican of the Day”, where we’ll be discussing Rich Helms, a 2020 candidate for U.S. House of Representatives in Texas’ 33rd Congressional District. Helms was, of course, another person we’ve been profiling who buys into the Qanon conspiracy theory, that Democrats are running secret dungeons where children are being sacrificed in Satanic rituals to harvest fear hormones from them which can be used to grant others eternal youth… and Donald Trump is the guy who’s going to expose the cult… ANY… DAY… NOW… He repeatedly posted on social media with Qanon’s slogan, and made references to “the Great Awakening”. So yes, that’s insane.
All we know is, Rich Helms is enough of a racist, paranoid conspiracy theorist that he’s been banned from Twitter. We aren’t sure why, there seems to have been some indication that he started spreading conspiracy theories about the “true parentage” of Malia and Sasha Obama, but honestly, this guy’s such a nut he could be a future Planters mascot. We’re not even sure if that’s the nuttiest thing he might have come up with.
Rich Helms dropped out of the race for Texas’ 33rd District in March of 2020. We’re expecting him to be a perennial failed candidate for office until he inevitably loses it and trespasses at a random address looking for mole children where there’s not even a basement to be found.
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