The latest conspiracy theory from Ghouliani and the rest of the Elite Strike Farce, as near as I understand it: Georgia’s Republican Gov. Brian Kemp conspired with his former opponent, Stacey Abrams, to use Dominion machines to steal the election for Biden at the behest of Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez, in a van driven by George Soros, with “Biden/Harris” on the side and filled with boxes carefully labeled “FAKE VOTES.”
Say what you will about socialism, Chavez is showing an amazing work ethic here, actively directing conspiracies seven years after his death.
But this only scratches the surface. The twists in this conspirapretzel are much more nefarious….
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What they failed to mention was that a caravan of unicorns was poking holes in the ballots with their horns, following secret instructions written on the back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate, while Rudy Giuliani’s hair stylist made the ballot ink bleed into Loeffler and Purdue’s names, after poll watchers had been replaced by Fidel Castro’s ghost, who released the kraken. Therefore, Georgia isn’t really a state, it’s a giant stroopwaffle smuggled in from Alpha Centauri by 5G chemtrail, while California is disqualified by all the taco trucks, giving trump a victory of 90 bazillion votes.
It’s true! I read it all in Hillary Clinton’s emails on Hunter Biden’s laptop.
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From indyada:
I humbly submit this gem from NorthBronxDem talking about the stupendous(!!!) tRump Legal Team(?) and their amazing shifting membership and strategy(?)!!!
From Walter Einenkel’s diary Trump campaign now says lady who lied with Giuliani for 2 hours at presser not really on legal team.
From Belinda Ridgewood:
I know I always nominate stuff from the Pundit Roundup (today's is by Chitown Kev), but there's good stuff in there! Today, GrafZeppelin127 was SO tired of being told we have to "reach out" to Trump voters, and flipped that story around. Elsewhere in that comment section, SottoVoce explained very clearly what we do and do not mean by a "return to normal".
From your humble (if antisocially distancing) diarist:
Walter Einenkel’s diary above had a lot of gold in the comments. For instance, paytheline explains Sidney Powell’s claim that her legal actions are going to be Biblical. On that same topic, blue aardvark provides the setup, and lcbo delivers the perfect response.
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