I was surfing Craigslist a few minutes ago, ran into this ad and had to share it. Now that the orange mouselini has been voted out of office, they’re really coming out of the woodwork. I just have this image of some guy sailing around on his slowly sinking $100 40’ sailboat, flying a tattered tRump flag from his rigging, wearing his tinfoil sailor’s hat and searching for Russian submarines.
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