With his last name, it is amazing the things one can do with it and have it all rhyme. I took a break from being offense and going after his majesty….
That is when a buddy and mine went over a concept. A little ditty to proclaim the dilemma we face with the Trump Administration and of course, Trump himself.
So take a chill, relax, try not to let the fact that the most powerful man in the so called ‘Free World’ has managed to make it much less than free or anything else positive…
Trump is a Shlump!
by Mike Arroyo
Trump is a Shlump and walks like his back has a bump. When he is befuddled, Trump look like he needs to take a dump. His staff is like a clump. Ivanka is one that many men would like to hump. Some women would like to bump (bagels). Trump has a campaign that used to have umph. But now, he would rather just play golf and have his ball go into the hole like a thump. Oh Trump the Shlump with so much that he can’t do, his Administration and his career are in a slump. Oh Trump the Shlump, why oh why are you such a tremendously loud, belligerent, lying sack of shit, full of it and it with you, and misleading and uncaring and unfeeling and unintelligent and all else which leads to the last and final question…
Donald J Trump. Why oh why are you such a…
Chump?! A BIG BIG CHUMP! A REAL GOD FORSAKEN CHUMP!!! THE CHUMPIEST OF ALL CHUMPS …...EVER! Why?
All responses are welcome ‘cause none of us can figure you out you traitor, arrogant, stupid, foot in the mouth, liar and just as stated….A CHUMP! Why?