The post election decent of prior celebrity attorney Lin Wood into insanity has been well documented. It recently included his accusing Chief Justice Roberts of being in a pedophile cult and his calling for Vice President Pence to be executed by firing squad. Since then his condition has not improved and in a series of tweets last night the deep dive into the deep end of insanity pool continued and became arguably even more bizarre. Wood’s alleged . . . well shoot there is no real summarizing this, let’s just post the tweets. It involves the suicide of a two bit Hollywood actor and a “Lizard Squad.” Seriously.
First we have a series of tweets that I would describe as the “big tease” to let you know something really, really big is coming and it’s a really, really big secret.
Of course we also need to be told about the incredible risk Wood’s is taking in presenting these truths.
Along with the obligatory, “they may kill me for this but it won’t work” tweet.
At last we get to the meat of the matter. It’s Justice Roberts again, and his child raping ways, but as we shall see it’s not really his fault.
The blackmail involves not only raping children (apparently that was not big enough) but also murdering them.
Poor Justice Roberts, and many others, have been blackmailed by pretty much all the world’s major intelligence agencies, who as it turns out, are all working together and not competitively.
Alas, the evil child raping and murdering blackmailers were hacked by . . . wait for it . . . the “Lizard Squad.” Yes, seriously, the Lizard Squad. It’s real.
The Lizard Squad then, for some inscrutably reptilian reason, decided to give the files to a small time Hollywood actor named Isaac Kappy. If you never heard of Mr. Kappy that’s understandable. He had roles like “Rowdy Prisoner” in Breaking Bad and “Pet Store Clerk” in Thor. Officially he committed suicide in 2019, posting a suicide letter where he apologized to Jesus, Trump and QAnon, which has made him a favorite of conspiracy theorists since. Naturally, Lin Wood tells us he was murdered.
You can see there that the poor members of the Lizard Squad were caught in their hacking and jailed. So you’d think that Mr. Wood could tell us who they are and all about their convictions. He oddly fails to do so.
Of course Kappy was murdered because he had these files but the crafty Mr. Wood believes he can avoid that fate because he has constructed a dead man’s switch release for the “encryption key” if he suddenly finds himself dead.
We move on to the obligatory Epstein reference who somehow was not crowded out of this blackmail field by all the world’s major intelligence agencies.
Naturally Lin Wood tried to get this information to Trump, but there is a “wall” around him preventing him from doing so. Trump got his wall after all. Poor Kappy tried to get the evidence to Trump in 2019 but was murdered before he could.
Obligatory reminder that the same evildoers that got poor Kappy could get Mr. Wood, who trusts God to protect him.
Followed by assurances of his honesty.
He reveals who some of the intelligence agencies are behind this. As they said in Casablanca, “round up the usual suspects.”
Of course, it’s probably even worse that even Wood can imagine.
He followed that tweet with a list of missing children worldwide, so at least we know what happened to them.
We must then be assured that he is not really crazy because he recognizes people are calling him crazy.
But suddenly everything we see in the world is explained.
You may be wondering why Wood has not taken this to law enforcement yet? Well, of course, since “they” are all in on it he can’t. But he lists the three people, and only those three, he will give his evidence to.
Well Mr. Wood, I have another idea. Give it to all of us. That’s right, release the kraken key you’ve got. Post it all on Twitter, Parler, 4Chan, 8Chan, InfinityChan or whatever. Make it impossible to hide. Only then will you life be safe from the nefarious forces arrayed against you!
Lin Wood is regarded by Trump as a proud member of the Trump legal team. Trump retweeted this.