Voice 1: “All Democrats are liars. And corrupt. And they’re trying to take away your freedom! Covid is just another flu.”
Voice 2: “How do I know you’re not a Democrat?”
Voice 1: “ Because...”
Voice 2: “If you’re a Democrat, and you’re lying, then Covid-19 is really serious, and you’re trying to get all of us Republicans killed. And you’re lying about being a Republican so that I’ll believe you.”
Voice 1: “But… but… I’m a Republican!”
Voice 2: “So you say. Prove that the Deep State didn’t plant you as a candidate before any of this started, just so you’d be here to tell me everything’s just fine, while my friends are dying. And besides, if they didn’t, who told you everything was fine — some other lying liberal?”
Voice 1: {soft sobbing}