How many times have you seen a live crab in a market waiting for a grisly death at the hand of its Human oppressors? How many times have you seen a lobster with its claws meaninglessly tied shut as they are forced to watch the boiling alive and ripping apart of their family members? Those precious prawns went down the gullets of foul primates.
Well my friend those scales will be balanced. The good Lord helps those who help themselves. The crustaceans have created bio engineered super soldiers for a plight of the planet all out war. That technology was given to them by Antifa. Our army has been creating super soldiers at Area 51 for years. But our patriots are wasted as they are forced to guard Public Radio, HUD, the EPA, Health and Human Services and the Kennedy sex tunnels.
Crustmando forces are rising up in the Persian Gulf. ISIS and the Taliban have been supplying logistical support because the hardshells have converted to Islam.
Qanon found out about this nefarious plot to wipe out humanity. But we just fight amongst ourselves over refugees, the poor, the needy and the most vulnerable. We have been wasting our taxes and attention on leeches, suckers, welfare queens, anchor babies and chumps who had nothing in it for them.
President Trump knows the truth.
Qanon has exposed this secret dark state and only President Trump can stop them. Impeach that do-gooder Biden and put our protector and savior back in charge.
Don’t believe it? Qanon supplied the secretly taken picture above which reveals the truth. No government is doing anything, and neither will the shrimp loving liberal media because they hope the Crusterrorists will attack the other guys first.
Need I even mention that Covid vaccines will turn you into a Crustarmy Ranger?
If you are not afraid then you will be.
You will be.