Welcome to what is the 993rd profile here at “Crazy/Stupid Republican of the Day”, where we’ll be profiling K.W. Miller, a candidate for U.S. House of Representatives in Florida’s 18th Congressional District in 2020 who only registered himself on the ballot as an Independent because he couldn’t manage to register in time as a Republican, like he wanted (and is). Miller is yet the latest in our long line of folks who ran for office in 2020 while being a die-hard supporter of the Qanon conspiracy theory. Miller constantly tagged posts with Qanon hashtags, the Qanon motto, and “The Great Awakening”, but was also known to tag posts with #Pizzagate while he was at it.
But K.W. Miller… well, he’s a special kind of stupid. Because over July 4th weekend in 2020, he decided to posit several conspiracy theories on Twitter, one after another. The first was that Beyonce Knowles wasn’t actually black, and was doing the bidding of George Soros. Y’know, run of the mill stuff:
“Beyoncé is not even African American. She is faking this for exposure. Her real name is Ann Marie Lastrassi. She is Italian. This is all part of the Soros Deep State agenda for the Black Lives Matter movement. BEYONCÉ YOU ARE ON NOTICE!”
As if this bizarre conspiracy theory about Beyonce’s heritage wasn’t kooky enough, K.W. Miller wasn’t done, and then decided to try and link Patti LaBelle to the Illuminati, the Deep State, and Lucifer. We’re serious.
”Patti LaBelle is another Illuminati globalist puppet. 1991: ‘I’m under your spell. I don’t want to break free. You can make a slave out of me. I worship you and nobody else. I pledge my love to you forever.’ Who was she professing this to? Moloch? Lucifer? Who? What does Deep State Operative Patti Labelle know about a secret plan to reinstall Barack Obama as POTUS?”
We don’t think K.W. Miller will ever win office, whether it’s as a Republican or any other affiliation, considering he managed all of 2.2% of the vote, which is probably 2.2% more than he deserves.
One Year Ago, June 15th, 2020: Irina Vilarino (FL)
Two Years Ago, June 15th, 2019: Loretta Miller (FL)
Three Year Ago, June 15th, 2018: Pam Bondi (FL)… 2018 Update
Four Years Ago, June 15th, 2017: Pam Bondi (FL)… 2017 Update
Five Year Ago, June 15th, 2016: Pam Bondi (FL)… 2016 Update
Six Years Ago, June 15th, 2015: Pam Bondi (FL)… Original Profile