Party-Gate
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Tory lies by all the Tory ministers
Couldn't put Humpty together again
That is then
In Boris Johnson’s case, the ever-so-humble act certainly doesn’t seem to have lasted long. When he toured the tearooms afterwards, taking the temperature of his party, he reportedly horrified some MPs by insisting that he hadn’t actually done anything wrong and was merely taking the rap for someone else: some other prime minister, presumably, who had stood in the middle of a crowd chugging wine on his lawn and now claimed not to have realised that was a party.
This is today
Further allegations of Downing Street parties taking place on the eve of the Duke of Edinburgh’s socially distanced funeral have been met with widespread anger across the political spectrum, bookending a turbulent week for Boris Johnson, who is facing renewed calls to resign.
Prince Philip’s funeral took place in the private chapel at Windsor Castle on Saturday 17 April, the day after two leaving dos were reportedly held at No 10 at a time when such mixing was banned. The Queen, in mourning black, wearing a face mask and sitting alone to maintain social distancing, became one of the defining images of the national lockdown.
Luckily for Boris Johnson
1] He has had to self-isolate after coming within 10,000 miles of someone who might have covid.
2] Prince Andrew is getting a kicking by his own family.
Is £350 million a week just the No 10 party budget?
It’s no wonder that the UK Government is not sure what it signed off to with Brexit, it’s party time!
Boris Johnson’s Teflon skin is showing severe wear and tear, if not completely trashed.
What new sociopath will the Tories choose to lead the UK? Priti Patel the authoritarian, Liz Truss of the pork markets meme? Egads, don’t talk about pork with ex-PM David Cameron
Gosh, Britain's elite are giving the American’s a good run for their money, I think they are leading by a nose or something.
Don’t worry, fear not, an investigation is ongoing by the UK government itself, how jolly reassuring.