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Oh Snap!
by
Ushka Waso
Community
(This content is not subject to review by Daily Kos staff prior to publication.)
Thursday, Mar. 10, 2022
Thursday, Mar. 10, 2022
at
6:16:28am PST
He almost made it home to the Devil's triangle!
Why not have a little fun with propaganda?...
A parody: REVEALED! Donald Trump frantically requests emergency landing anywhere as the former guy’s “loaned jet” is forced to turn back after engine failure
The plane reportedly suffered an engine failure over the Gulf of Mexico near the Bermuda Triangle, a.k.a. Devil’s Triangle on Saturday night.
Audio from the air traffic control tower shows TFG weeping loudly and reportedly peeing his pants.
Trump had just given an address at the spring donor meeting of the Republican National Committee in New Orleans and received an impromptu phone call from Satan requesting his soul.
The private plane also had other staff and Trump advisers, with the exception of Roger Stone who owned the plane and was reportedly seen chanting incantations from Satanic Verses.
Once Trump was back on the ground, the RNC reportedly found the former president not only peed his pants but had also crapped his pants that belonged to a donor. The pants were replaced by the MTG slacks that she wore while giving tours at the Capitol just prior to the Insurrection and attempted coup.
Hours after the news, Trump wrote an email to donors that he was building a 'brand new Trump Force One' and indicated that when he became the dictator of the U.S. he would make yet another deal with the Devil and Putin to ensure the annihilation of the planet.
Trump's Boeing 757 plane, which he referred to as 'Trump Force One' during his 2016 campaign, sat in disrepair from 2019 until 2021 after his sons Eric and Don Jr. worked on it with their Bob the Builder toolbox. The sons, along with wife Melania, are being investigated for ties to Roger Stone’s plan to extirpate TFG’s soul.
Neither Satan nor Roger Stone could be reached for comment on this report. It is assumed they are hiding in a bunker somewhere in Russia waiting for another opportunity to take over Washington, D.C. and sabotage the orange faced Devil’s disciple, better known as the False Prophet.
He reportedly is being pursued by Satan’s bounty hunters, Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz, in order to claim the former guy’s soul, which he agreed to sell in exchange for sleeping in the bed that Hillary once slept in. The Devil wants his dues!
Tucker Carlson will have a live interview with TFG and “accurate propaganda” later.