No Sam Hsieh, this RWNJ stunt was perhaps a disquisition on the Britney Griner crisis, considering the presence of so many fascistic autocrats at CPAC in Dallas. Trumpists cannot ever do original acts other than hacky imitations that function as vapid pastiche. More fascinating is whether MTG also took her shoes off to participate.
We are paying limited attention this year to the Grand Guignol of ostrich-fucking that is the annual CPAC convention, because, well, imagine two ostriches fucking. Got it? Okay, now imagine two ostriches fucking on a stage in front of thousands of conservatives while Donald Trump Jr. stands off to the side sniffing like a jet engine through his cavernous sinuses while complaining that the Liberal-Marxist-Black Lives Matter industrial complex wants to cancel these patriotic ostriches that just want to fuck in peace because conservatives celebrate every act of ostrich sex by flinging a transgender person out of a giant catapult into the sun, and leftists want to take away that God-given freedom.
But we can’t let the whole conference pass without noting ... whatever the hell this is:
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