O’hai!!! 🙋🏼♂️
This morning at 3:33 a.m. Pacific Daylight Time,
I am Two Billion Seconds old. ⏰
How do I know this? 🤔
I know the exact minute I was born via my late parents and my birth certificate. 👼🏼
Several years ago I calculated the dates of various unusual birthdays, such as my Saturnian birthdays 🪐, my Uranian birthday ♅, my Neptunian birthday ♆, my Plutonian birthday ♇, and my two-billionth second birth-second. I put all these on my calendar for later notification, and here we are.
I was asleep at the birth-second. I will be marking this by going to teach elementary school students. I have a steak defrosting in the refrigerator and tonight I shall eat it tonight and cuddle my kittiekitties 😺 and puppers 🐶.
And now you know more than you ever thought possible. 🫢
#jtg