Nibblin’ a French fry, Livin’ the Big Lie,
Filling the air with his hate and his fear.
Shaking his jowls, howling his howls,
Lord only knows how the hell he got here.
Wastin’ away again in Mar-a-Lagoville.
Searchin’ for those ‘lost’ papers he stole.
Some people claim that he’s a cra-azy train-
But he knows he can blame it on Joe.
Don’t know the reason we let him do treason.
“WILL NOT COMPLY” is his whole attitude.
But it’s a real strong one, a ‘we-can’t-be-wrong’ one,
Would he lie to you (hey, now tell me the truth)?
Wastin’ away again in Mar-a-Lagoville
Searchin’ for his ‘lost’ scoring in golf.
Some people find he has a great big behind;
When he swings, man it gives him some loft.
Raving at rallies, to toadies and pallies,
They bow and they kneel to the “spurs” in his feet.
He swears he is Chosen; they don’t know he’s hosin’.
They wanna nail Joe, so their Don can go free.
Wastin’ away again in Mar-a-Lagoville.
Searchin’ for some new “vermin” to smear.
Some people find the bars he may go behind
Cannot hold, so he’ll go free and clear.
Yes, but some people find he has a great big behind-
Just the thing, to sit down and do time.
Yes, and, some people find he has a YUGE list of crimes-
Just the thing, to pay up and do time.
Parody lyrics copyright 2023 John McQueen
RIP (Reside In Paradise) to James William Buffett