Yea, my poetry skillz are bad, but what the hell. I had fun with this.
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Crazy Rudy, written by…. Do I have to admit I wrote this? LOL.
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Hey, Crazy Rudy, look down at the road.
You slandered two ladies, they now have your gold.
Election was honest, and nothing was shady.
They now have your money, you cry like a baby.
Didn't momma teach you to not utter lies?
You didn't listen, so your rep now dies.
Your losing your license to practice the law.
And heading to poor house, you're losing it all.
And so, everybody, telling lies isn't free.
Just ask Crazy Rudy, it sucks to be he.