My name is Gutenberg.
I have decided to host a barbecue. I will be inviting everyone on Daily Kos.
That includes theists, atheists and those dithering fence-sitting agnostics.
I will supply the food, grill, charcoals and the JP-5 jet fuel.
I assume someone will bring the matches.
(Disclaimer: I am an agnostic. But, of course, that was at ten o’clock this morning. Who knows where I’ll be this afternoon.)