There’s a difference between lying, stretching the truth, telling a whopper, eating a Whopper, fabricating, eliminating the truth from your whole being, being a lying sack-o-crap, lying to stay in practice, lying as a lifestyle, ready to lie at a moment’s notice, lying for no bloody good reason at all, lying for the gosh-durned fun of it all, being a deceitful blowhard, lying as a game, taking it lying down, lying as a way to attempt to game the system, and lying to protect bigger lies that are hiding behind gold-plated locked doors.