The most important political story of our time apparently concluded with a 🤷♂️.
The Secret Service on Thursday told lawmakers on Capitol Hill that it will close its investigation into cocaine discovered at the White House without finding a culprit.
How dare they!
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I’m not trying to downplay the trouble that cocaine use can cause for people. I advise against it, especially with all the fentanyl being mixed in. But was there every a point to making a national news story about a drug that is the third most used illicit drug in the USA?
I’m no Sherlock Holmes but my guess -Someone put on a jacket that they wore to the club but forgot to empty their pockets on their way to the White House and panicked, ditching it in a cubby hole in the White House lobby. Story old as time. But I guess we’ll never know and I’ll have to make peace with that.