I think I get it finally. Hunter is by any definition of the word, handsome. I am not going to qualify that. I am comfortable enough with myself to acknowledge another man’s attractiveness. So it seems to me, maybe Marge has a crush on Hunter.
I am reminded of a song:
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me?
-Animotion
For some reason, the 1980’s was filled with odes to stalking. I don’t know why. It seems like a week couldn’t pass without some kind of twisted lovesick reference in popular culture. So it only stands to reason that MTG has a crush on Hunter. That has to be it.
Jealousy.
What else would drive a woman to go to the House floor and present very slightly censored hard core pornography of the President’s son?
I can’t come up with another explanation.
I am not posting the Tweets with the pics. One I don’t want to be banned. Two I don’t want to amplify stupidity. Three, I don’t want to be sued. Like she might be.
It wasn’t until Greene got her chance to ask questions, however, that the hearing really turned into a circus of the absurd.
Armed with a series of posterboards emblazoned with X-rated images from the younger Biden’s infamous laptop, the MAGA congresswoman asked the two witnesses if they believed the president’s son’s involvement with prostitutes violated any federal laws.
A well-known tactic of southern conservatives is to invoke threats of the Mann Act, although those threats are usually reserved to be used as racial cudgels, like when Jack Johnson dared to conduct a relationship with a white woman. It could also be used when a mustachioed sports car driver has to get beer from Texarkana to Atlanta and picks up a runaway bride.
“So when Hunter Biden paid for this woman to do this with him, to travel across state lines from California to Washington, D.C., on June 15, this is a violation of the Mann Act. This was prostitution,” she said, holding up censored photos of a nude Hunter Biden.
But here we are, listening, watching, and enduring the nation’s lower chamber devolve into a Saturday Night Live skit..
if it was on Cinemax.
Now to be sure, few care if Hunter chartered a plane full of working women if they were operating under their own capitalistic free will, and, he tips well.
Not even many Republicans actually care, beyond the opportunities for performance art they try to make of it.
The nation is being turned into a joke on a global scale. Hunter is a fun guy. He seems to like to party. He is accused of having addiction issues that need to be addressed, however I am not going to speak for him. And even if he does, addiction is an illness, not a character defect.
The only thing this woman might have accomplished was that some company with an address in the San Fernando Valley may approach Hunter with an endorsement offer for a vibrator called, “The Hunter.”
But like when Animotion sings, “I will not accept defeat” that is the mantra right Marge?
There is a word for the right wing is doing to this man.
It rhymes with caulking.
And unlike Hunter’s ability to attract female companionship it really is a crime.
And Marge, trust me when I tell you,
you are not his type.
-ROC
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Love,
-ROC