Here’s one for the chuckle file: Tom Fitton’s complaining that President Biden’s new dog, a German shepherd called Commander, is terrorizing the Secret Service. Those Secret Service agents, brave, strong men ready to take a bullet for the president, are sniveling cowards when it comes to a dog.
We received 194 pages [link removed] of records from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) revealing 10 attacks by President Joe Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander, on officers and agents of the Secret Service between October 2022 and January 2023. In several cases the agents required medical care, including at a hospital. The records do not include any possible recent events.
I’m removing the link not because I’m part of the Deep State covering up these very serious incidents, but because I don’t want to send traffic their way. Or do I? Okay, I’ll give you a more direct link to the PDF: www.judicialwatch.org/... This bypasses the page with the Donate link. Don’t donate to Judicial Watch, donate to my Patreon instead.
Okay, brace yourselves, here’s the first letter about Biden’s out-of-control hellhound viciously attacking an unfortunate Secret Service agent and inflicting life-altering damage:
This evening [October 2, 2022] [redacted] took Commander outside for his usual dog walk through the Rose Garden. As Commander moved through the Palm Room doors, he inflicted a "friendly soft bite" on SA [redacted]’s forearm as [redacted] held the door open. Afterwards, SA [redacted] told SA [redacted] (Whip) that no skin was broken from the bite and [redacted] business suit was not ripped in any way. [redacted] advised to have the WH Doc look at it, which [redacted] did. The Doc [redacted]
The event seemed to be minor enough that [redacted] didn't notice that Commander had even made contact with SA [redacted]. As [redacted] walked to the ground floor elevator, he voiced “[redacted]”.
In light of past incidents, I just wanted to keep you all in the loop. Thanks again to Whip [redacted] for properly handling the situation.
So, to recap, Commander gave an agent a “friendly soft bite” on the arm. The agent didn’t really feel the bite but was advised to see the “Doc” (a corpsman, I’m guessing, if not a doctor or a nurse). That medical professional looked the agent over and determined that the he was no worse for wear and cleared him to return to duty.
I’m guessing the conversation went something like this:
— I didn’t even realize the dog bit me.
— Are you okay?
— I think so.
— Go see the Doc.
— No, I’m fine, it was just a friendly soft bite.
— Go see the Doc, that’s an order.
— Aye, sir.
That would mean the agent was “required” to get “medical care.”
That’s the first letter. The second letter is about a different incident and there’s camera footage. That footage was not released in the FOIA request, so surely Tom Fitton’s gonna scream about a cover-up. But the tenor of the second letter is much like that of the first letter: this happened, there was no injury but out of an abundance of caution all the relevant people were informed.
Then there’s like twenty pages of forwards of the second letter. Skipping farther ahead, there’s a more serious incident of a division officer being put on light duty for three days on a doctor’s advice.
According to Tom Fitton, this is evidence of “craziness and corruption” in the Biden White House. What’s his opinion is about Trump taking classified documents to sell to our enemies? Rhetorical question.