With apologies to Charlie Daniels-—
Trump called down to Georgia
he was looking for some votes to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
He was willin' to make a deal
Trump came across Willis and Smith
His whole gang pled the fifth
He jumped up on a hickory stump
said " My Name is Trump. I’m the color of a Sith"
I'm twice impeached, it wasn't fair
A convicted pussy grabber too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you’ve had many chances to get me
but give my MAGATS their due
I bet Mar A Lago gilded with gold against your soul
cause I think I'm better than you (or anyone)
The DA said my name is Jack
and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
cause I'm the best there's ever been
Jack and Fani, present your case
and grill your witnesses hard
Cause there are traitors down in Georgia and Trump is a retard
And if you win, it's prison until Trump is dead or old
But if you lose, the nation lost its soul
Trump tried to ignore the facts
said, "It's a witch hunt show."
And lies flew from his lips
His Flesh the color of a Cheeto
He spewed BS for his MAGA crowd
and they made an evil hiss
The MAGATS screamed loud , the Boys were Proud
and it sounded something like this
FFFFFFF-AAAAAAAAAAA-RRRRRRR-TTTTTTTTTT
When Trump had finished Jack and Fani said
well, you're the stable genius ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you how it's done
Trump's as orange as the risin' sun
This will will end his POTUS run
Trump keeps begging for more MAGA dough
No matter how he begs, the people say, "No."
Fake electors and conspirators
All know he never won
Tried to steal and make a deal
The People would have none.
Meadows, Giuliani and Powell
In the courtroom they will howl
Stop with all this evidence
MAGATs Shouting “Hang Mike Pence.”
Trump's as orange as the risin' sun
Lies he recorded, ends his POTUS run
Trump keeps begging for more MAGA dough
No matter how he begs the people say, "No."
Then Trump bowed his head
because he knew that he'd been beat
and he lay down on a prison bed
under Lady Justice's feet
Jack and Fani said "Don't come back".
That includes Rudy too
We told you once, you seditionists
that the Rule of Law is true
Lies and crimes, end the MAGATS run
Trump's as orange as the risin' sun
Rudy and the rest with morals so low
Go to prison, Don't pass Go.
Trump's as orange as the risin' sun
This will end his POTUS run
Trump keeps begging for more MAGA dough
No matter how he begs the people say, "No."