This is my first blog post ever (if a new poster posts something cool, will anyone see it?). I’ve been on DK for years, first lurking and then commenting. I’ve also mentioned that I occasionally write song parodies. I originally wrote this as a comment. I can sing, so maybe I’ll follow up with a recording… Randy Rainbow, I am not.
I Love Arraigny Night
Well, I love Arraingy Night,
I love Arraigny Night,
I love to see the thumbprints,
And the mugshots of The Former Guy.
You know it makes me feel good.
Well, I love Arraigny Night,
Such a beautiful sight,
I love to see the scowl on his face,
And the terror he hid,
When he faced that camera.
Fani says she can make him pay,
For his crimein’ outside the beltway!
Cause I love Arraigny Night!
Yeah, I love Arraigny Night,
Well, I love Arraigny Night,
Well, I love Arraigny Night,
Ooo, ooo!
Well, I love Arraingy Night,
I love Arraigny Night,
I love to see the thumbprints,
And the mugshots of The Former Guy.
You know it makes me feel good.
Well, I love Arraigny Night,
Such a beautiful sight,
I love to see the scowl on his face,
And the terror he hid,
When he faced that camera.
Gets on his phone ‘n’ he starts to whine
Pilin’ lies up on top of lies!
Cause I love Arraigny Night!
Yeah, I love Arraigny Night,
Ooo, I love Arraigny Night,
Yeah, I love Arraigny Night,
Ooo, ooo!
(Guitar Solo)
Fani says she can make him pay,
For his crimein’ outside the beltway!
Cause I love Arraigny Night!
Yeah, I love Arraigny Night,
Ooo, I love Arraigny Night,
I love Arraigny Night
Well, I love Arraigny Night,
You see fear in his eyes,
I love Arraigny Night,
Thirty-thousand lies!
Well, I love Arraigny Night,
And I know you do,
Yeah, yeah, I love Arraigny Night!
Ooo, ooo!
(repeats ad infinitem)…
((Also, it’s my birthday this weekend. Birthday wishes appreciated.))
Edit: I do love this song… sadly, Eddie Rabbitt is a Republican.